clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

2 hours ago • 52720 notesvia@



bootygrooty:

buckybarneswho:

Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done

AU where u never wrote this fucked up post

2 hours ago • 19686 notesvia@



lokincest:

tonystarks:

clint barton is my favorite avenger because he’s the type of guy to fall down and yell “PARKOUR”

 (via ilaney)

2 hours ago • 5123 notesvia@



artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

2 hours ago • 308326 notesvia@



billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

2 hours ago • 203225 notesvia@



ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

2 hours ago • 288651 notesvia@



egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

2 hours ago • 491932 notesvia@



nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

2 hours ago • 56401 notesvia@



"I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted."

2 hours ago • 268557 notesvia@



nokiabae:

*white 20-something on tumblr voice* buy me pizza and touch my butt I’m so lonely netflix

2 hours ago • 10102 notesvia@



me: heyy whats your fav band?
boy: the beatles
me: *falls asleep*
2 hours ago • 21348 notesvia@



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readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

2 hours ago • 272655 notesvia@



falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

2 hours ago • 201244 notesvia@



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