If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar
"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
The world isn’t ready for this
The best ever episode of catfish
Everyone IN NY should read this
Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this
Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.
as a native new yorker and a human being who has to go in and out of the city every day and is constantly bewildered by the fact the people continue to do stupid things
thanks for this!
#they look like furious parents waiting up for their teenager to get home at ass-o-clock in the morning
just imagine the planning that teenager had to do to get out of the house in the first place
heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive
girls don’t like boys girls like bisexual steve rogers headcanons
what. the fuck. is behind you.
You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…
#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood
Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…