demoncest:

merry christmas 

28 minutes ago • 49758 notesvia@



madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

1 hour ago • 167850 notesvia@



idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

12 hours ago • 348589 notesvia@



red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

12 hours ago • 329917 notesvia@



lehnsure:

y’all thirsty

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12 hours ago • 7138 notesvia@



"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."

—Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)
12 hours ago • 262487 notesvia@



go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

12 hours ago • 111032 notesvia@



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mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

12 hours ago • 15961 notesvia@



sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

as a native new yorker and a human being who has to go in and out of the city every day and is constantly bewildered by the fact the people continue to do stupid things

thanks for this!

12 hours ago • 44479 notesvia@



crowleyseverlastinglineofhell:

peanutbutterbirthmark:

#they look like furious parents waiting up for their teenager to get home at ass-o-clock in the morning

just imagine the planning that teenager had to do to get out of the house in the first place

12 hours ago • 48914 notesvia@



pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

12 hours ago • 125532 notesvia@



ladysybil:

girls don’t like boys girls like bisexual steve rogers headcanons

13 hours ago • 3071 notesvia@



andiwillseeyouagain:

what. the fuck. is behind you.

13 hours ago • 68504 notesvia@



bleedingsilverbird:

theboywhofangirled:

moriarty-sonicked-me:

gorgeousanon:

qazeb:

You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…

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#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood

Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…

taught

13 hours ago • 214540 notesvia@



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