talking to your crush like
i can’t believe sonic the hedgehog is fucking one of us
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
You Me At Six - Bite My Tongue
I Just Want More Fic Without Having to Write It Myself
im going to start a facebook fight on a one direction fan page
what have you done
a robber was caught in the bathroom of a vegetable store. he was trying to take a leek
they could be a gator
RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
I didn’t even try to scroll past this
Protect the pepis
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road